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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Loops of Joyous Fruit

Other uses for FrootLoops...... Jordan & Jacob...

1. Frootloops Hockey
2. Basketball
3. Frootloops Quarters
4. Frootloops top spinning
5. spin it and stop it without making it go flat
6. rafting down the river on them
7. Frootloops Legos
8. W/glue, Frootloop art
9. Fake glasses
10. nose plugs
11. darts
12. ammo for wars with other people
13. rolling distance games
14. Frootloops field goal
15. counting game
16. Which color is stronger
17. Frootloop hair beads
18. Tic-Tac-Toe
19. Random statistics generator
20. Frootloop Yahtzee with color instead of cards
21. Mini sponges
22. Mini O stamps
23. Shuffle board
24. Curling
25. Bowling
26. Tower Toppling
27. Eating
28. toss and catch with your mouth
29. Each color is an element, Rock paper scissors
30. Mini weights
31. uncomfortable contacts
32. pyramid take away game (1, 2, or 3) last one looses
33. Checkers
34. How long will it take to make mom angry by throwing them
35. See which pet can catch better
36. Distance flicking
37. Horse with distance flicking
38. Frootloop pong... 3 cups on the table, first cup is 1 point, then 2, then 3 as you get further away
39. Security system, listen for the crunch
40. Trap your pets
41. Really short telescope
42. Re-enact civil war battles with the yellow representing the south, and the blue representing the north
43. Sew them to your cloths to "bedazzle" them
44. Find out if your friends have a sense of taste, which color was it
45. Frootloops shell game
46. Frootloops necklace
47. Frootloops whip
48. Frootloops rope
49. Frootloops anchor (attach to box)
50. Peanut butter and Frootloops (instead of raisins)
51. The pickle game with Frootloops and peanut butter instead of pickles
52. Crush them between your fingers, between all 5 at the same time
53. Glue them to a light bulb to create a new light fixture
54. Frootloop soccer
55. Using playing cards, make a memory game where you have to match colors
56. Eye-spy, Frootloop hunt
57. Frootloops Simon says



Curing The Homeless Problem........... Phil, Jordan & Jacob...

From the point of view as the Ninja Turtles...

1. Bring them into the sewers
2. They can live on top of buildings
3. beat them to death
4. Train them Casey Jones' personal guard
5. make April get them a job at the news paper
6. train them as turtles
7. use that time machine thingy and send them to the past
8. Have the ninja rabbit cut them into sushi
9. use them for ammo
10. convince them to be Rocksteady's roadies
11. Teach them to swim
12. Get them jobs making ninja turtle swag
13. Robin hood the rich people and give the money to the hobos
14. polish the turtles shells
15. start their own chain of pizza parlors
16. Dress them up and make them go to conventions
17. during Christmas time have them work as Santa's'
18. Get them working on a Ninja turtles game that doesn't blow
19. Move them to japan
20. use them as a human shield against shredder
21. Start an inner city soup kitchen
22. Start a few YMTA young man's turtle association
23. Use them as test subjects for Donatello's lab
24. Target practice for the psi's and the nunchuks
25. use them as extras in a turtles movie
26. repair crew for the vehicles
27. teach them to act and use them as a personal theatre troupe
28. renovate the crappy buildings in Manhattan and give them homes
29. make them join the military
30. create their own NHL team
31. make them wash their bandanna's
32. create their own NFL team
33. create their own soccer team
34. create their own NBA team
35. make them build an ark and collect 2 of every animal
36. go to Vietnam and map all the tunnels left by the Vietcong
37. Send a coalition of hobos to Australia and ask them to find the "dream scape"
38. train them for the Olympics
39. send them to a strip joint
40. recreate civil war battles
41. get them a job at fast food restaurants
42. make a human chain along the length of the great wall of china
43. Build a "Berlin wall" through new york to keep people in queens
44. put them in the subway system
45. train them as spot holders on the subway
46. march them around to jump into the background of tourists pictures
47. use them as watch guards throughout the city
48. hire them as maids for the turtles lair
49. make them clear all the alligators out of the sewers
50. have them follow them around the city repairing all the collateral damage
51. have them work in the turtles version of the "Baxter factory"
52. train them as pick pockets to get money for the turtles pizza fund
53. make them create "news" so that April can always be in the right place at the right time
54. make them create crime so that they have something to do on a slow day
55. make a weather machine that will make it so cold they all die in a cold snap
56. arrest them all so that they go to prison and have a bed and 3 squares a day
57. sandal makers for their constantly wearing foot ware
58. send them to the ticket office to get good seats as soon as they are released
59. use them as ushers at arena games
60. make them clean up new york, then the street wont be such a crappy place to live
61. hire them as baby sitters for all the kids in daycare
62. enter them in "so you think you can dance" and hope to win some money
63. enter them in "American idol", even if they suck you'll get at least one with a record contract for sounding like hell
64. Hire them as writers for the Simpsons
65. BUM FIGHTS
66. train them as barbers
67. disguise them as foot soldiers to spy on "the foot"
68. send them to Alaska to work on the pipelines
69. get them jobs as background dancers in rap videos

1 comment:

  1. Things one can do with fruit loops (paul and max)
    1. Shuffle-board
    2. Table football
    3. Bowling/scatter
    4. Guess which cup cereal is under (guessing game)
    5. Fruit loop toss race
    6. Fruit loop target toss
    7. Matching fruit loops
    8. Fruit loop Checkers
    9. Gather same color loops game
    10. Breakfast or Dare
    11. Dodge Fruit loops
    12. Pong loops
    13. Stack loop challenge
    14. Fruit loop scavenger hunt
    15. Capture the loopz
    16. Catch the loopz
    17. Spelling game with fruitloops
    18. Shape game w/ Fruitloops
    19. Target toss
    20. Fruit loop pickup
    21. Sink or swim fruitloop betting
    22. Fruity pairs
    23. Fruity necklace
    24. Fruity elemental rock/paper/scissors
    25. Fruity “see-food”
    26. Fruity bolo

    Turtles and the homeless (paul, max, and todd)

    1. Building cardboard boxes outa pizza boxes
    2. Sewers and outa streets
    3. Put em to work in their layer
    4. Kill em
    5. Sell em on the black market
    6. Clear out Shredders layer and post em there
    7. Expose them to ooz so they become super freaks
    8. Put em ta work cleaning the city by force
    9. Train em ta be ninjas
    10. Shoot em in space to the sun
    11. Rob a bank and go on a vacation
    12. Pizza chefs
    13. Train them as police force
    14. Train as fire fighters
    15. Send em to the army
    16. Send em to the navy
    17. Send em to the marines
    18. Send em ta NASA
    19. Send em to Iraq
    20. Send em to the Middle East
    21. Use em as target practice
    22. Use em as target dummies
    23. Train them as mercs.
    24. Train them to work in the Zoo
    25. Eat em
    26. Genetic Testing experiments
    27. Train them as town watch
    28. Harvest bodies for raw materials
    29. Train them as body guards
    30. Train them as grave diggers
    31. Send em to Dimention X
    32. Get em to hijack a techno-Drone
    33. Train them to hunt Bin Laden
    34. Pizza delivery army
    35. Personal army
    36. Crossing guards
    37. Cafeteria Aid
    38. Trebuchet Ammo
    39. Sex Slaves
    40. Train em to clean up beaches
    41. Train em to be lifeguards
    42. Dead animal patrol
    43. Train em ta be electricians
    44. Train em to be bakers
    45. Personal espionage recruits
    46. Meat shields for Shredders Army
    47. Human bridges across sewer systems
    48. Train them as lab assistants
    49. Train them as martial arts instructors
    50. Use them as human slippers
    51. Send em to North Dakota

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