Barbara Walters possible plans for the homeless situation

Over the course of ten or so minutes, Perry, Lionell, Trevor and I have came up with a list of possible solutions that Barbara Walters would use to deal with the mass amounts of homeless people.

1) Make them work in sweat shops
2) Challenge Tiger Woods to golf
3) Become Park Rangers
4) Become referee's
5) Become mounties
6) Become sports star
7) Get's them to make Torque Game Engine work.
8) Make them create water
9) Put them in an insane asylum
10) Make them taste test animal foods
11) Make them test poisons
12) Clean up after animals
13) Clean porta-potties
14) Build their own homes
15) Use as foot rest
16) make them collect garbage
17) Make them work in sanitation
18) Put them on janitor duty
19) Put them on permanent Jury duty
20) Give them the right to vote
21) Force them into selective services
22) Put in porn industry
23) Make them become genetic engineers
24) test cloning theories on them
25) Use for the Wednesday Mystery Meat in schools across the country
26) Make them telephone operators
27) Make them become an symphonic orchestra
28) Guest star on Deal or No Deal
29) Work in the auto industry for free
30) Make them work as baggers
31) Force to clean the nastiest toilets in the nation
32) Recycle them
33) Skin them alive
34) Force to work on farms
35) Test cancer treatments
36) Death by smoking
37) Send to Mexico
38) Send to Canada
39) Give chance to be Actors
40) Have NASA send them into space
41) Fix financial issues
42) Give college courses
43) Sell organs on black market
44) Make them into butlers
45) Use the news to aid the homeless
46) Put them in jail
47) Torture
48) Make them do landscaping
49) Force them to join the military
50) Feed to rats
51) Sell to pirates
52) Lead to ocean
53) Must push broken down 18 wheelers
54) Make them pull carriages
55) Feed to cats
56) Exhile to the arctic circle
57) Make them build mass transport service
58) Barbara get's friend to beat up bums
59) grind to patties
60) Shoot
61) Guest on The View
62) Give Money
63) Force them to do manual labor
64) Give jobs
65) Run over with car
66) Make them a Coyote
67) Hobo Olympics
68) Kill them
69) Make them slaves
70) Bury them
71) Buy them a massage
72) Buy Food
73) admit to mental ward
74) Looks at Barbara Walters
75) Force them to join Navy